The MAGA world is always and always going to be full of weird conspiracy theories. That’s what they do. Nothing new there. It’s a jaw-dropping story of a man bitten by a dog or Trump swallowing a rotisserie chicken whole, if there ever was such a story. In other words, you see it every day.

What you don’t see every day is MAGA fuming over the possibility — no, the possibility — that Donald Trump himself might be leading his loyal flock to the slaughterhouse. These people are so caught up in the conspiracy web that they probably think that Hitler was still alive and running Germany in his absence, until that fateful day when he got the Covid-19 vaccine.

As Trump prepares to be fingerprinted and mugshot (mugshot?) in Georgia, he has called on his crowd to assemble at a rally there. But some people were too smart for that. What if this is an FBI setup? You know, like January 6th!

Planned for 10 a.m. Thursday, the rally was organized by Laura Loomer, a far-right anti-Muslim activist. Trump is naturally fascinated by, If you don’t know who Loomer is—well, congratulations. Unlike some of us, you won’t eventually need to pry large chunks of your prefrontal cortex out of your head with your grandmother’s old melon baller. Unfortunately for Loomer, he finds himself surrounded by “independent thinkers” who think something is going wrong.

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NBC News:

Trump posted a link to a Newsweek article about the rally on his social media platform, Truth Social, as well as a screenshot of a Loomer post calling for Trump supporters to gather at the prison.

On both Truth Social and X, the Elon Musk-owned platform formerly known as Twitter, conservative users worried that covert law enforcement officers and antifa activists were behind the rally, using it to arrest Trump supporters. Were planning to use as “setup”.

A social media user with the display name “Ultra Maga” wrote, “Beware the FBI and Antifa/BLM inciting riots.”

Other Maga devotees also joined.

One commenter on social media wrote, “Beware, this could be a J6-like setup.”

“Beware of FBI plants,” said another.

“They can ruin your peaceful plans,” said another Trumpy, who apparently thinks January 6th would have been a Woodstock-style love affair if it weren’t for the sinister influence of the FBI. (Say, remember when Country Joe and the Fish sprayed bears on Joan Baez? That was weird.)

Of course, there was no FBI setup designed to “catch Trump” and his supporters on January 6th. It was a dead giveaway of sorts as huge crowds of violent protesters bashed police skulls in an attempt to prevent Joe Biden’s Electoral College victory. The loud, incessant chants calling for the extrajudicial execution of Mike Pence could also be a clue.

strangely, the idea that January 6th was nothing but a setup has taken hold since the former Fox fish stick crap Tucker Carlson started beat that drum, While this may not be true, the January 6 protests were a false-flag operation designed to make Trump supporters appear violent and, as Trump has said, a completely innocuous event during which protesters “Hugs and kisses” to the police., Then again, one of the first rules of MAGA is that it’s okay to hold two completely contradictory ideas in one’s mind at once, as long as both are Trump-friendly. Consider his insistence that President Joe Biden is both a criminal mastermind And An inconsolable, addiction-dependent mess who focuses more on the beach and ice cream than his job.


Of course, if the FBI manages to turn the modest number of protesters at Trump’s arrest into a massive crowd – like Christ raising the loaves and fishes – and then miraculously turns them into a violent mob, Then I’ll eat my words.

But in my opinion, the only conspiracy theory that seems really plausible is that we’re in a fake universe created to test-market new soda flavors. after Mountain Dew Major Melon Turns out on January 4, 2021, the system admin gave her login information to her 12-year-old and told her to go nuts with it. And, as you’re all too well aware, things have been weird since then.

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